baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile, via mentalalchemy)

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

(via humorking)

"My poor mother
begged for a sheep
but raised a wolf."

Michelle K., Four Rhythms. (via michellekpoems)

(via rinnee)

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

(via humorking)